Do you really want me dead
Or alive to live a lie?
Hurricane+Sherlock part 1/?
"all females want to find their prince charming”
"all females want to get married!"
no, not at all.. not even close
"all females want to have children"
hell to the no
"all females need a man in their life"
shut the fuck up
"all females need a man to protect them"
"females look better with long hair!"
go fuck yourself
This is real film of a real ghost
JESUS FUCK. GET THE GHOSTBUSTERS.
I almost had a heart attack.
this is so triggering you should really tag this.
au where all the money i have in video games gets transferred into my bank account
in 4th grade my friend and i did an experiment for science class and we wanted to see how different kinds of music affected fish so we bought a fish and put it in a bowl and then we started playing screamo and the fish DIED
i laUGHED AT THIS FOR 3 HOURS
did you put water in the bowl
Dark Ages, Schmark Ages. The De-Textbook cuts through that and so much more fake-fact bullshit.
cloudy with a chance of witch burning
your periodic reminder that a good chunk of Europe basically shat the bed for a few centuries while everyone else kinda did their thing.
D&D Stats Explained with Tomatoes
Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
I’m ordering a nuclear strike on the “Friend Zone” so we can be rid of “Nice Guys” once and for all.
if you’re somewhere dark and scary and you think ‘this feels like the first five minutes of supernatural or a horror movie’ then start walking like a dinosaur for no apparent reason. because no-one in the first five minutes of supernatural or a horror movie would start walking like a dinosaur for no apparent reason.
The ultimate survive tip
But then there IS an apparent reason!
I made a powerpoint on asexuality, as I’ve seen some floating around with incorrect information. Enjoy!
what this made me realise is that helen’s certainty implies that dash and violet were both showing signs of their powers as infants and that is the funniest thing i have ever thought of in my life because one has super speed and one turns invisible can you picture first-time parents trying to deal with a baby that sometimes fucking disappears
The thing about this scene that means a lot to me is the fact that she goes ‘Oh he doesn’t? Well, he gets an awesome suit anyway’. She doesn’t judge, she doesn’t even make a passing comment as to how a super family may have a child that doesn’t have powers, she’s 100% accepting, it isn’t even a big deal. She just goes, well you’re a family, so all of you get matching suits! Regardless of it you have super powers or not you’re a team!
♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫
IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS
oh my god…
oh my god I’m laughing harder than I should be